Where Upgrading Is Cool

Hey great people 🙂

It has been quite a day. Boss away in Singapore. While being bored, lets have a good laugh eh.

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower, gifts and
jewellery applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed
many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA
3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I’ve tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh
Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program
that will create SnoringLoudly.wav
files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly.

You might consider additional software
to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food
3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Cool tak 🙂

3 thoughts on “Where Upgrading Is Cool

  1. Oh and
    one more thing
    a gift for your birthday 7.0 maybe
    i ‘fixed’ ur lovely blog 1.0
    so that when people post a comment 0.5
    it will be automatically
    post here instead of
    you have to click ‘approve’
    which is a bit leceh 9.0

    great job

    Like

  2. Now at last
    you are talking in my language
    Joke 1.0 has been upgraded to Best Joke 9.5

    Just want to add
    Instead of getting boyfriend program install
    which might crash Husband system
    Get Freelance Soulmate System 8.0
    Which makes you smile and satisfied all day/month/year long 🙂

    Like

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